December 2011
If I ever met Scotty McCreery...
Scotty: Hey darlin', thanks so much for coming to the show.
Me: You're welcome I wouldn't have missed it for the world.
Scotty: What can I sign for you? Maybe a picture?
Me: So, I was thinking maybe we could get married in June, it could be a really pretty summer wedding with lots of flowers and dancing and music and then we could go on our honeymoon to Italy and have children and grow old together oh my God what a life.
Scotty: What?
Me:
Scotty:
Me: I'm sorry, I have a really bad cold. COUUUGH. Could you just sign my tshirt, please? And, maybe we could take a picture?
Scotty: But I could've sworn you just said...
Me: Tshirt and picture.
Scotty: But...
Me: Tshirt and picture. Please.
